Shoe Repair Joke Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for someone who loves shoe repair or has a good sense of humor about their cobbling skills? Our collection of shoe repair joke products combines hilarious punchlines with craftsmanship. Perfect for shoe repair professionals, DIY enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates a footwear pun. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these gifts are sure to get some laughs and showcase their passion for fixing shoes with a humorous twist.

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"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings." mockup

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

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'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

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"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know." mockup

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

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"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!" mockup

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

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"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia." mockup

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

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Not you again, Achilles.

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Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer mockup

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

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'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.' mockup

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

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'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!' mockup

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

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"It's important to fix the horn because the brakes don't work..."

"It's important to fix the horn because the brakes don't work..." mockup

"It's important to fix the horn because the brakes don't work..."

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"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road." mockup

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

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"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold." mockup

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

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At the heel bar

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'See, you misread it - it's void where prohibited by lou!'

'See, you misread it - it's void where prohibited by lou!' mockup

'See, you misread it - it's void where prohibited by lou!'

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"You got hiking boot in 58?"

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"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99." mockup

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

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"How are you fixed for sandals?"

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'It's not my fault I'm three weeks late - my watch was slow.'

'It's not my fault I'm three weeks late - my watch was slow.' mockup

'It's not my fault I'm three weeks late - my watch was slow.'

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'Okay, Pete - same time next year?' mockup

'Okay, Pete - same time next year?'

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Shoes 'to be soled as a pair'.

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"And now for this week's episode of, 'The fallen Arches'."

"And now for this week's episode of, 'The fallen Arches'." mockup

"And now for this week's episode of, 'The fallen Arches'."

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Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe. mockup

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

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"Heel."

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'Oh come on, a little touch up paint and a soft cloth, I can buff that out.'

'Oh come on, a little touch up paint and a soft cloth, I can buff that out.' mockup

'Oh come on, a little touch up paint and a soft cloth, I can buff that out.'

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Heel bar.

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'I'm not the owner. You want to speak to Jim. He's the sole proprietor.'

'I'm not the owner. You want to speak to Jim. He's the sole proprietor.' mockup

'I'm not the owner. You want to speak to Jim. He's the sole proprietor.'

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"Rad's shot. Looks like a drive-by." mockup

"Rad's shot. Looks like a drive-by."

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'The last of the Mohicans'

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Chiropodist examines client's foot whilst wearing a clothes peg on his nose.

Chiropodist examines client's foot whilst wearing a clothes peg on his nose. mockup

Chiropodist examines client's foot whilst wearing a clothes peg on his nose.

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Shoe Repair Joke Gifts Collection

Shoe Repair Joke Mugs

Explore our collection of shoe repair joke mugs—ideal for anyone who loves a good pun and a warm beverage in the workshop or at home.

Shoe Repair Joke Pillows

Check out our humorous shoe repair pillows—bring a smile to any cobbler’s space with these playful, joke-filled accents.

Shoe Repair Joke Prints

Discover our amusing shoe repair prints—perfect for decorating a workshop or gift to someone who appreciates a good cobbling pun.

Shoe Repair Joke T-Shirts

Browse our witty shoe repair joke t-shirts—funny and stylish, perfect for showcasing their craftsmanship and sense of humor.