Shoe Shopping Humorists Gifts

"No matter what style the gentleman prefers, they will of course still make a squishing sound when wet."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

"How much is the sign?"

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Great moments in shopping

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

"That's Mrs. Bigfoot. I'll let you take her."

Fresh milk - Self service

"I think the sign says World's Greatest Chew Treat Store Ever!"

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

'Okay, Pete - same time next year?'

"How are you fixed for sandals?"

"Jack, we're going to Target not Walmart. Lose the curlers."

'We can travel across the universe with lightspeed but we will never be able to find shoes on the internet that fits our size.'

"You really need to stop shoe shopping whenever you break up with someone."

"Sorry, we don't have rental shoes in size 19."

'The store was out of light bulbs, so I got lite beer instead.'

Market items.

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

'Lady, your 'just browsing' is costing me 23 security cameras and 3 floor detectives.'

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

Help! You've got me surrounded!

Having shopped until she dropped, Kathy finally finds the PERFECT card.

'Oh, stop it, George! I hate this part of grocery shopping as much as you do.'

"I'm difficult to shop for. I wear a size extra medium."

You've sold me two left shoes.

"No tropical fruit? It's enough to make a mango crazy!"