Repair Humor Gifts

'It's not my fault I'm three weeks late - my watch was slow.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

The world's most unemployable family

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

'No it's still not fixed'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

The Fuse

Shoe repair

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"Never marry an engineer."

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Wallpapering 4

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

Bob's DIY Store

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."