Repair Humor Gifts

'It's not my fault I'm three weeks late - my watch was slow.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

The world's most unemployable family

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

The Fuse

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'No it's still not fixed'

Shoe repair

"Never marry an engineer."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Wallpapering 4

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

Bob's DIY Store

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'