Shoe Repair Gifts

Not you again, Achilles.

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

Heel bar.

A Jewish cobbler injures himself and sees many Star of David symbols instead of stars.

"Heel."

Podiatrist. The shoe repairman wants a callus removed. Ah, a corn on the cobbler!

Trusty Shoe Repairs.

'That was him again! He said that he's on his way over here and his shoes had better be ready or else!!'

We're getting lots of worn heels and soles lately. I think it's because the economy is causing many people to pound the streets looking for work.

'I'm not the owner. You want to speak to Jim. He's the sole proprietor.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Shoe repair

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Is this about your raise?"

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'Do these come in blue?'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Shop signs.

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

Shoe Repair. "Shoe repair" --- It must be for people who have lost one shoe and want to replace it!

At the heel bar

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper

'OK Headmaster, now polish the other shoe...'

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

Shoe shinespit shine.

Shoes 'to be soled as a pair'.

Rudolph the brown-nose reindeer.

Lost Soles

'I can't believe it! You left my sight for only two minutes but managed to chew on three pairs!!'

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

'Yes, I have a smaller shoe, do you have a smaller foot?'

First appearance of Mr. Samuel Weller