Shoe Care Gifts

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

No Shoes, No Service

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

'Yeah, I used to play cricket. How did you guess?'

Shoe Shine Boy

'You say 'They're nice and shiny'... I'll have to take to take your word for it!'

'Be about three hours.'

Shoe shinespit shine.

'My feet are killing me.'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

Shoe repair

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Not you again, Achilles.

'You are pigeon toed.'

Cutting Toenails.

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Shop signs.

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

Shoe Repair. "Shoe repair" --- It must be for people who have lost one shoe and want to replace it!

Corn and Bunion plants.

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

'Say fells,-you don't have it in BROWN do you?'