Shoe Polishing Gifts

Rudolph the brown-nose reindeer.

'OK Headmaster, now polish the other shoe...'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Shoe repair

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Not you again, Achilles.

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

'Business could be better-how about you?'

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

At the heel bar

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Clown at shoe-shine.

A Salesperson's Dilemma

Shoes 'to be soled as a pair'.

Shoe shine: 'This will cost extra.'

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

"Heel."

Heel bar.

First appearance of Mr. Samuel Weller

Street with shoe shine guy and ski wax guy.

Shoe Shine