
Rudolph the brown-nose reindeer.
If shoe polishing is more than just a routine for someone special, find the perfect quirky gifts that highlight their dedication. From amusing mugs to stylish apparel, explore items that make shoe care and polishing even more enjoyable.
Rudolph the brown-nose reindeer.
'OK Headmaster, now polish the other shoe...'
Shoe Shine/Lace Tie
Robot Jogger
Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic
Shoe repair
"I told you not to polish the car too much."
An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station
"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"
Shoe Repair and Pest Control.
Not you again, Achilles.
'He's trying to put three kids through college.'
Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer
'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'
Shop signs.
'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'
Boy cleaning servant's shoes
'Business could be better-how about you?'
"No open toes. I have a puppy."
Shoe Repair. "Shoe repair" --- It must be for people who have lost one shoe and want to replace it!
"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."
Clown at shoe-shine.
Boot Camp. Barracks 18. This fluid is specially formulated to remove old polish from combat boots. Ah, a military solution!
"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"
At the heel bar
Shoe shine: 'This will cost extra.'
Lost Soles
Podiatrist. The shoe repairman wants a callus removed. Ah, a corn on the cobbler!
Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.
Shoe shinespit shine.
Shoes 'to be soled as a pair'.
A Salesperson's Dilemma
"Heel."
First appearance of Mr. Samuel Weller
Heel bar.
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