Shoe Buff Gifts

A Salesperson's Dilemma

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Mystery of the Poets

'Very funny!'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"I'm putting your math homework in your blue folder – don’t eat it!"

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

The Neighborhood at a Glance

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

A monkey in a suit

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

'I, too, didn't think cats ate homework.'

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"Don't get excited. She's just warming up!"

"There's no use in hiding. The smart treadmill knows you're home. You might as well go get your workout clothes on."

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

"I stand corrected. There ARE such things as stupid questions."

'Drinks are $7.00. If you talk, it's $150.00 an hour.'