Boot Buff Gifts

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

Fisherman.

Dog in the rain.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Gene Therapy

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Mystery of the Poets

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Very funny!'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

The Music Lover.

Submariners' Eye Test.

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Tug Of War

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'