Boot Maintenance Buff Gifts

Boot Camp. Barracks 18. This fluid is specially formulated to remove old polish from combat boots. Ah, a military solution!

"They're comfortable."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

Vivienne Westwood

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

Lazy plumber.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Men talking about the boots of the period

Parts of an automobile

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'