Boot Maintenance Buff Pillows

"They're comfortable."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Lazy plumber.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Parts of an automobile

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

Men talking about the boots of the period