Boot Collector Pillows

Car boot sale - and car shoe sale.

"These heels are killing me."

"I think those are mine."

"They're comfortable."

Men talking about the boots of the period

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"It's gonna be tough trying to fill your pa's boots, Jake."

"You didn't shake out your boot."

Catching a Boot

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoes Make The Man

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"Do you smell something?"

Used wheels

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Utility Chic.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.