Giant Boot Collector Pillows

'Our giant sale now on!'

"They're comfortable."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

We stock ALL sizes...

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

Men talking about the boots of the period

Crocodile Shoes

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"I think we're in luck!"

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'