Boot Catcher Pillows

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"They're comfortable."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

A Venus cow trap.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'Our giant sale now on!'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

Men talking about the boots of the period

"I'm over here, dummy!"

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Trying on boots

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

'Touching.'

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

Shows Bundt

"You didn't shake out your boot."

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

"I'm afraid there was a fly trap..."

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

Shoot, that's right – that's the chest where I kept all those left boots.