Tail Catcher Pillows

'Sure, I catch it once in a while, but nothing beats the chase.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"And here are today's categories...."

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"