Hiking Boot Collector Pillows

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"They're comfortable."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Mister Pretty Shoes

Fishing from the Pier

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Utility Chic.

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."