Hiking Boot Collector T-Shirts

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"They're comfortable."

A women in a shoeshop.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Robot Jogger

Mister Pretty Shoes

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Fishing from the Pier

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"It makes you look old."

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Utility Chic.

'Our giant sale now on!'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.