Car Boot Collector T-Shirts

'Of course I know what's in the boot, there's twice as much space as most other vehicles, that's what's in the boot.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"They're comfortable."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Utility Chic.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Men talking about the boots of the period

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

Acme Flyswatters.