Collecting Boots T-Shirts

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Fetch.'

"They're comfortable."

A women in a shoeshop.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Great British Eccentrics.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

Robot Jogger

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

Shoes Make The Man

Vivienne Westwood

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Flight Socks.

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'Our giant sale now on!'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'He got a hole in one today.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."