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'Our giant sale now on!'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"They're comfortable."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Robot Jogger

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

Vivienne Westwood

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

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Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

Crocodile Shoes

Men talking about the boots of the period

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"Yes, I'm sure it's my glass slipper - arch supports, odor-eaters, and you can see where I chipped away some glass for my bunions."

"I think we're in luck!"

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.