Giant Shoe Collector T-Shirts

'I found them at BigSizeShoes.com...'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

Robot Jogger

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Our giant sale now on!'

We stock ALL sizes...

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Crocodile Shoes

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'