Giant Shoe Collector Prints

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

Shoes Make The Man

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

We stock ALL sizes...

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Crocodile Shoes

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."