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'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

A women in a shoeshop.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

Robot Jogger

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

Shoes Make The Man

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Do you smell something?"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.