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Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

Car boot sale on a desert island

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

He won't sit, but he heels well.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Motor Tourism

Deflator mouse

Useless add-ons.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'