Wellie Boot Enthusiast T-Shirts

Farmers

Glastonbury. After.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Frog in the puddles.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Fishing from the Pier

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Vivienne Westwood

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Wedding Wellies

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

Down On the Farm

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

Trying on boots

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

High heel

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"