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"These wellies keep my feet nice and dry..!"

Glastonbury. After.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Frog in the puddles.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Jelly I.V.

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Wedding Wellies

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Rooting.

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

Mine and Countermine

Farmers

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

Wheelies Gang.

Person of the Decade

Festival Goer!

So, what's the secret ingredient to your famous 'Cow Pie' jelly?

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

Have you been naughty or nice?

The Country Wedding.

'You'll just have to make do until I can find your boot size.'

"I dunno, maybe he's a hopeless romantic..."

'How many times do I have to tell you? Only wake me up if he has an Orwellian nightmare. I don't need to know about the other kinds.'