Welly Walker T-Shirts

'You'll just have to make do until I can find your boot size.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Knight in shining Lycra!

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

Wedding Wellies

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

"That's the patent number."

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

'I'd give anything to be able to sit down.'

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

Rooting.

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Breathing is Wheezy.

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

Festival Goer!

A Women Out For A Walk With Her Children.

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

Farmers

'I miss the good ol' days when a bear could actually 'you know what' in the woods!'

The Country Wedding.

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

Dog to cat about sleepy owner: 'Man, does he hate it when I wake him up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.'

'...Your high wire act isn't that impressive.'

'Butch was my best pal until I heard his mother call him Samantha,'

'Eugene, you've been racing again.'

A dog asks to be walked as the owner leaves for work.

"These wellies keep my feet nice and dry..!"

"Don't you love it when you land on one and get that warm, tingly feeling in your toes?"

Heaven's Pearly Gates - handicapped entrance around the side.

Thames fishing

Bicycle

'Harris is going off-roading.'