Wheelie Wanderer T-Shirts

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Knight in shining Lycra!

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Biker chopper shopper

Wedding Wellies

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

"That's the patent number."

The wheel.

Prehistoric circus

Man standing at a railway station.

It's a great invention, but I can't figure out where to put the little hula dancer.

The Wheel: 'Transportation?'...'Food?'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Breathing is Wheezy.

Cycling Deaths

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

Festival Goer!

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.'

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

Bicycle helmet for two.

Person of the Decade

Wheelies Gang.