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'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

"Nice, but you know what they say about too much of a good thing."

Before The Wheel

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.'

The wheel.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"What's a patent?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Snow Devil

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Touring Cyclist

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Ice Skater

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Rockefeller Center."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

Socially distanced sledding

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Christmas tree exchange