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'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

"Nice, but you know what they say about too much of a good thing."

Before The Wheel

It's a great invention, but I can't figure out where to put the little hula dancer.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.'

The wheel.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"What's a patent?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Snow Devil

Touring Cyclist

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Ice Skater

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Rockefeller Center."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."