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'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

The Main Types of Cheese

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

The Invention of the Wheel

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'I need both hands for steering.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Psychic car mechanics.

'Oh course!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Millipede motorist