Two-wheeled Wonder T-Shirts

"What an amazing view!"

The Tour de Pants.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

The Fast Lane.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Food deliverer's baby.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

Bicycle Sidecar.

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Biker chopper shopper

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Oh course!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Biker and Cyclist.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

"USA map"

It's much easier on my knees.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'