Wheel World Wonderer T-Shirts

After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

The Wheel: 'Transportation?'...'Food?'

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Now that's an afro!'

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Coronavirus world

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Psychic car mechanics.

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.