Wheel World Wonderer T-Shirts

After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

The Wheel: 'Transportation?'...'Food?'

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Now that's an afro!'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Coronavirus world

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.