Wheel Wanderers T-Shirts

Speed limits.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Snowmen Around The World...

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Buggy with Snowplow.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Biker chopper shopper

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Ghosts from around the world

'Oh course!'

"You overpacked again."

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

Biker and Cyclist.

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Winter Border Wall

Postman in the Snow

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."