Wheel Wonderers T-Shirts

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Caveman on the brink of technology.

Psychic car mechanics.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Oh course!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

Useless car accessories.