Welly Enthusiast Gifts

"These wellies keep my feet nice and dry..!"

Glastonbury. After.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Frog in the puddles.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

Jelly I.V.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Wedding Wellies

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

Rooting.

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

Festival Goer!

Farmers

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

So, what's the secret ingredient to your famous 'Cow Pie' jelly?

Mine and Countermine

Wheelies Gang.

Person of the Decade

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

Have you been naughty or nice?

The Country Wedding.

'You'll just have to make do until I can find your boot size.'

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

'How many times do I have to tell you? Only wake me up if he has an Orwellian nightmare. I don't need to know about the other kinds.'