Welly Lovers Gifts

The Country Wedding.

Glastonbury. After.

Frog in the puddles.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Wedding Wellies

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

'I'm afraid that I'm going to wind up an old maid!'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Mae hi'in bwrw fel o grwe

'FOOD-FIGHT!'

Rooting.

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

Farmers

Festival Goer!

'Get rid of that thing, dummy! -- Haven't you heard about the assault rock ban?'

A young Richard Nixon quits his job at Denny's.

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

"It makes you look years younger."

'I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'You'll just have to make do until I can find your boot size.'

'A menage a trois That's sick'

"I dunno, maybe he's a hopeless romantic..."

"We've had complaints from the local residents regarding nuisance calls."

"Now they'll never know who's on first."

The Creation of Static

Man in a phone booth using a mobile phone.

"The cable's out, do you get channel 6?"

Fashions change - satire's in, slapstick is out.

'I love a bit of classic 70's comedy.'