Woolly Wonder Lovers Gifts

"It makes you look years younger."

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Bumble Bee

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Cartoonist thinking'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Sportknitting

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

"My parents hate it."

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

'What planning permission?' ( STONEHENGE )

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

Black sheep shopkeeper has three bags of wool. He tells customer: 'Sorry mate, all spoken for. Got a new delivery coming in Tuesday.'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

A snowman protests the sun.

'Just once, I'd like to see spring!'

The robins are back, look!

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

Fleeces for sale