Woolly Wonder Lovers Gifts

"It makes you look years younger."

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Bumble Bee

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Cartoonist thinking'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Sportknitting

"My parents hate it."

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

'What planning permission?' ( STONEHENGE )

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

A snowman protests the sun.

'Just once, I'd like to see spring!'

The robins are back, look!

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

Fleeces for sale

Black sheep shopkeeper has three bags of wool. He tells customer: 'Sorry mate, all spoken for. Got a new delivery coming in Tuesday.'

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!