Woolly Wonder Gifts

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

A llama knitting a sweater from its own wool.

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'Oh course!'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Sportknitting

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

It's much easier on my knees.

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

"That's the patent number."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

Who's on First

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

"Yesterday, I invented the wheel... and this morning it was stolen!"

Riding the first wheel - varooom!

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

Woman Sheep Knitting from her Husband.

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

"It makes you look years younger."

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

"Woo-hoo! The world's first wheel!"

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."