Woolly Jumper Lover Gifts

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Giraffe Portrait

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Sportknitting

"My parents hate it."

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"It makes you look years younger."

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

Christmas Spirit

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

Black sheep shopkeeper has three bags of wool. He tells customer: 'Sorry mate, all spoken for. Got a new delivery coming in Tuesday.'

Fleeces for sale

The Country Wedding.

"I dunno, maybe he's a hopeless romantic..."

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'

'A menage a trois That's sick'

'I'd go as far as Schenechtady.'

The Creation of Static

Don't thank me for the warm sweater, thank your father.