Woolly Jumper Lover Gifts

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Giraffe Portrait

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Sportknitting

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"My parents hate it."

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

Black sheep shopkeeper has three bags of wool. He tells customer: 'Sorry mate, all spoken for. Got a new delivery coming in Tuesday.'

Fleeces for sale

"It makes you look years younger."

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Christmas Spirit

The Country Wedding.

'I'd go as far as Schenechtady.'

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'

'A menage a trois That's sick'

"I dunno, maybe he's a hopeless romantic..."

The Creation of Static

Don't thank me for the warm sweater, thank your father.