Woolly Love Aficionado Gifts

"I dunno, maybe he's a hopeless romantic..."

"...until death do you a favor."

Sitting in a tree

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Valentine Day

Mantis Love

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Dialogue

Bad Interview Technique

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Tongue in the ear...

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

You make me want to be a better bum.

Whale Romance

You just keep giving.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Dreaming of Love

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

Cupid

"Legs up to here!"