Woolly Enthusiast Gifts

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Genetic Manipulation

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"My parents hate it."

The wool club for mammoths.

Academia in Winter

Shear Love.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Your father helped me, too."

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

My feet were cold.

Sheep Knitting.

Wooly mammoth

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."

Will work for grass

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.