Woolly Enthusiast Pillows

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

The wool club for mammoths.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"My parents hate it."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Academia in Winter

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Shear Love.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Wooly mammoth

Sheep Knitting.

"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."

Will work for grass

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'