Woolly Jumper Enthusiast Pillows

Don't thank me for the warm sweater, thank your father.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Giraffe Portrait

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

Sheep Fishing

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

"Comfortable?"

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Christmas Spirit

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"It makes you look years younger."

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'

"I dunno, maybe he's a hopeless romantic..."

Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.

The Creation of Static

Shear Poetry

"These wellies keep my feet nice and dry..!"

A llama knitting a sweater from its own wool.