Woolly Adventurer Pillows

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Cometh the Cow!

"Phew, that was close."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

G.P.S. For the Home

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Cross-country knitting.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Reality TV

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.