Woolly Adventurer Pillows

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Phew, that was close."

Cometh the Cow!

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Vacation Mobile

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Desert Island Dating.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

G.P.S. For the Home

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Cross-country knitting.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

Reality TV

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.