Woolly Anglers Pillows

Sheep Fishing

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

Buddha Fishing

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

Woman knitting the sea

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

"It makes you look years younger."

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

"I dunno, maybe he's a hopeless romantic..."

The Creation of Static

Don't thank me for the warm sweater, thank your father.

Shear Poetry

'Boss, I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

A llama knitting a sweater from its own wool.

'Now hook him in the lip and give it a yank'