Woolly Jumper Fanatics Gifts

The Creation of Static

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Giraffe Portrait

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

Sheep Fishing

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

"Comfortable?"

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

"Rats, they've not been shorn! We can't eat sheep today, the wool makes my throat itchy..."

Woman Sheep Knitting from her Husband.

Christmas Spirit

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"It makes you look years younger."

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'

"I dunno, maybe he's a hopeless romantic..."

Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.

Shear Poetry

Don't thank me for the warm sweater, thank your father.