Jolly Jumper Lover Gifts

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Giraffe Portrait

Running

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Leaping

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Madonna's out early this morning."

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

Last day of home school.

"You monster!"

Santa Paws checking over his naughty & nice list. . .

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

Jumping

Christmas Spirit

'You're in luck. It comes in Large, Extra Large and Bowl Full Of Jelly.'

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

'I don't care if you do put me on the naughty list, your bag needs to go through x-ray.'

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'