Woolly Wonders Supporter Gifts

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"That's mine!"

'Cartoonist thinking'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"Plastic?"

Seals - Pick your own.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'

"Use your indoor voice!"

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

'You guys are real friends!'

'All in favour of an MP cull, say 'aye'...'

'That's climate change for you!'

'Sir, we've just received word that our company is not longer a threat to the environment, and you have a squirrel holding on line two.'

Sheep Fishing

'Brenda, this line dancing isn't at all what I expected.'

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

"Listen, it starts with just a road. Then it's streets and then avenues, and before you know it, you're on the New Jersey Turnpike, wondering where it all went so wrong."

"Dang it!"

"Darling - I would LOVE to adopt a penguin... But I think our bath's too small."

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."