Woolly Wonders Supporter T-Shirts

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"That's mine!"

'Cartoonist thinking'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"Plastic?"

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Seals - Pick your own.

'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'

"Use your indoor voice!"

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

'You guys are real friends!'

'All in favour of an MP cull, say 'aye'...'

'That's climate change for you!'

"Darling - I would LOVE to adopt a penguin... But I think our bath's too small."

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

Man turns into an angel.

"Dang it!"

"Listen, it starts with just a road. Then it's streets and then avenues, and before you know it, you're on the New Jersey Turnpike, wondering where it all went so wrong."

Sheep Fishing

'Sir, we've just received word that our company is not longer a threat to the environment, and you have a squirrel holding on line two.'

'Brenda, this line dancing isn't at all what I expected.'