Wooly Wonder Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Genetic Manipulation

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Sportknitting

"My parents hate it."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

The wool club for mammoths.

Academia in Winter

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Shear Love.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Wooly mammoth

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

"Your father helped me, too."

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

My feet were cold.

Sheep Knitting.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'