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'After you're shorn, come and see me: I have sunscreen...'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Sportknitting

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

'Abandon Sheep.'

Psychiatrist knitting

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

MasterWitch

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

Tarot Lying

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"

Balls of wool

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

A knitter's in and out boxes

A Witch flies into the Moon.